I want to disapear today, where can I get some of this??

Thanks for the reminder, I almost forgot!!

Happy Mental Health Day!

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!

You can do your bit by remembering to send this email to all of your unstable friends.

I just did!

Harder than it sounds...

I challenge everyone to take this quiz, then post your scores. I'll post mine last so you can't see how dumb I really am!

http://codebox.no-ip.net/controller?page=misc.QuizCommonWords

Life lesson # 1289723 CATS ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS!!

Ok, if any of you EVER gets a cat bite, do NOT wait to see a doctor. Nasty blood infections happen within hours!

I was in bed last Monday night and the kids were sleeping in the living room (pretend camp out). They heard our cat outside crying so they opened the door to let her in. Not only was our kitty there, but a huge fat Tom was trying to make friends. I bent down to shoo him away when he attacked me. (that sounds funny, attacked by a cat) he bit me so deep that I was shaking him around by his teeth. I finally got him off and he jumped and got me again. Of course Brayden is freaking out now because I am squirting blood and yelling.

I got the wounds cleaned up as best as I could, got the kids calmed down and went to bed. The next morning I woke up and couldn't use my arm. Fun! I did my hair and make-up (left handed, yep, I was CUTE!) then went to work for office meeting. I must have been loopy at this point because my boss ran me to instacare. 7 shots, oral antibiotics, lortabs, and one deep wound cleansing later, I think I am going to live.

Long story short, I have been deathly ill this week, not working, and have no insurance. It's a good thing ramen is cheap, I think we'll be living on it until I get these bills paid off.